Contestant

Nationality

Comment

Rating

Schofferhofer

Heferweisen

German

Another forest litter, donšt mind it

6.3

Labatt Blue

Canadian

Out of clinical mode

4.9

La Rossa

Italian

 

6.7

Fohrenburger

#1

Austrian

Medical category

4.6

Hoegaarden

Belgian

Smells like beer

7

Dos Equis

Mexican

Watery, serious water, piss poor, hint of beer in it,

2.9

Samuel Adams

American

Complex, sibling of James Squire, cough syrup

5.8

Tuborg

Danish

Smells like dog food

6.1

Nastro Azzuro

Italian

White beer, clean, good on a hot day

4.95

Emersons Dark Brown Ale

New Zealander

Cordial, not bad, little creatures? A WA beer?

5.1

Emersons London Porter

New Zealander

Pineapple aroma, pita bread, dried puke, who ever bought it needs to apologise

2.8

Beamish

Irish

Crushed up coal, burt flavour, Angelas Ashes

6.8

Sapporo

Japanese

Spicy, slurpy, cunning, flinty, ordinary, piss weak

4.4

James Squire  Pilsner

Australian

Must be Belgian, strong hydrocloride, metallic, clovey

5.3

11 Premium Zlatopramen

Czech

High pressure bluetac

6.2

Bintang

Indonesian

Pleasant bitterness, nice creamy head, forest floor, antiseptic, Grity

4.4

Caporal

Belgian

Moldy bottle, creamy although metallic, gutless, no redeeming features

3.8

Coopers Original Pale Ale

Australian

Cloudy as a urine sample, almost sweet, fizzy, pleasant to the palate

6.43

Cascade Premium Lager

Australian

Metallic, Nastro Azzura? Disappointed, wopdrop, Italian jobbie

4.1

Kokanee Glacier Beer

Canadian

Malty with depth, robust, crispy, full of verve, malty Belgian job, tastes yellow

6.8

 

Bresnak

Czech

Very sweet, nice colour

4.4