Beer	Comments	Grade
Little Creatures	Risotto, smells like passionfruit, floral, antiseptic, yuk, cough mixture, cloudy, apple blossum, some sort of girly poofy thing, pot pourri, compost. A failed wheat beer	12.5
Belle Vue	rasberry cordial, what the hell?!, a sour snow cone, indescribable, scrapped off the bottom of Brisbane bars	12.5
Tiger	watery, sex in a canoe (I think he meant "close to water", pretentious Euro piece of piss, impotent, I've had stronger stuff from a vending machine	24.5
Asaki	an unbeer, watery, asiatic, post Chernobyl Slavic beer, more sour than bitter, more disappointing than depressive	26
Belgians Passion Comics and Beer	Afro head, cloudy, sickly sweet, putrid like Charlie	26
Hen's Tooth	murky, don't like that one, rich heavy ale, pretentious, like "Speckled hen", some wanky try-hard thing, brewer masturbated for ages without getting what wanted out of it it	28.5
Dos Equis	dissapointing, is that beer in my glass, I like it	30.5
Pilsener Urquell	pure, stocking crotch, camels toes, pistacio, metallic like a cannon ball, 700 years of bad beer in a bottle, so bitter it could be Scottish	34.5
Becks	weak, pissy, metallic tang, hoppiness, asiatic, Tiger	35
Cascade Autumn	shoved up one's left nostril, hoppy on the verge of metallic, not a Soppora, summer , surf, beach	35
Duvel	very creamy fizzy, no discrimination left, only good for putting out burning sausages, full of Austrian anger	36
Samuel Adams	bitter but creamy, boutique beer, almost fungal, close to Caffreys, strong enough to kill Minky whales, acrid	37
Singha	spring water with a touch of uranium,	38.5
Morland	cloudy, apple juice, starts good but ends strange, reminescent of a very bad UTI	39
Nastro Azzuro	not sweet enough for Stella, bitter piss, ooh!, short and sharp, refreshing, game of tennis and a light drink, crustacious and cretatious	42
James Boag	sweet, bubbly, fruitatiousm it's OK, short pallate	43
Schˆfferhofe	bit rich for Stella, floating foot fungus, late in the evening beer, non offensive	44
Antoon	Euro trash, very good heffe, that was almost alright, not bad for canned soup, thrush in a bottle	47
Leffe	Very honeyed, verry very nice beer, like high quality kippers, dettol, floral, it's all been said	49
James Squire	toast and honey, darker, vanill/caramel, richer aftertaste	51
Bellhaven	Wee heavy, almost aggressive, burnt toffee, liquor like, meaty	51.5
Chimay	This was not judged as it was repatriated from Nick's Fridge where it had been kidnapped and consumed by Charlie, John and Stephen at 2 am. A waste